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Old 18th August 2016, 01:31   #1
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Default Joke: A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

He took out a business card, wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
I got a golden retriever recently, although I am a very busy guy and can hardly take time to attend him. I absolutely want to be responsible, so I do anything I could to be a qualified pet owner. I work late, so I purchase a automatic pet feeder which helps me to feed him timely while I am out; and a couple of toys for his entertainment. Importantly I spare half an hour a day, at least, to walk him at night.
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